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Bio - Diana Directive

Age:	22
Education:	barely a high school graduate (teachers passed her because her voice was so...annoying)
Employment:	a few months as a secretary (didn't last long as she snagged her current husband.)
Marital Status:	married (but keeping her options open)
Children:	(Are you nuts?)
Residence:	husband's home (a new kind of desperate housewife)
Skills:	shopping, shopping, and shopping
Hobbies:	whining, talking on her cell phone, and looking in the mirror

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